aobadatsgay:

i live in constant fear that i will log on one day and my dash will be literally nothing but posts about the homestuck update. like somehow the 300+ people i follow are secretly homestucks and i won’t be able to see a non-homestuck post until a week after the update. 

(Source: hesgotbees)

h0llaween:

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

remember my grandma who told the famous inlaws/outlaws joke?? yeah its her 59th birthday today happy birthday big g

thorreos:

jumpingjaverts:

"my name is moustiel and i am a mouse of the lord" aka the peak of my supernatural phase in late 7th grade

BRINGING THIS BACK

thorreos:

jumpingjaverts:

"my name is moustiel and i am a mouse of the lord" aka the peak of my supernatural phase in late 7th grade

BRINGING THIS BACK

that one post that has the guy and the cat and its like “petition to get into the yearbook” actually makes me kinda mad because its not like you can just go up to a yearbook staffer and be like “put this in the yearbook” and it’ll magically end up there? like people assume that’s how it works but really we already know the pages and the organization of the book and sometimes its hard for us to fit a random picture in there, especially one that we didn’t take. also we don’t usually use posed pictures, posed pictures end up as sidebars because we want candids in the book. so like dude I’m sorry that a yearbook staffer couldn’t fit you and your random cat into the book that we already have organized. 

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

(Source: existentialfuck)

I accidentally put on makeup today don’t miss it folks it looks like shit

dajo42:

[pours water back and forth between beakers] im a sciencer

cute lil starbucks by the tumblr logo I love tumblr and I love starbucks someone bring me starbucks today

man-and-camera:

looking out over the rockies ➾ Luke Gram

man-and-camera:

looking out over the rockies ➾ Luke Gram

scissor:

when u make a joke and the whole class laughs

image

iwasrepeals:

Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend. 

hanmii:

photograhed by ki_cco

(Source: rydeforyou)